{"title":"Glossy Slime","description":"\u003cp\u003eGlossy slime has that thick, shiny finish that makes every poke and pull deeply satisfying. Press your finger in and watch it slowly fill back. Pull it apart and hear the signature squeak. Fold it over itself and feel the satisfying crump before it smooths back out. Handmade in small batches by the Slime Sisters in Wichita, KS — drops every Friday at 5pm CT.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"lavender-lush","title":"Lavender Lush - Glossy","description":"\u003cp\u003eGlossy slime is having a moment — and Lavender Lush is why. This one is thick, beautifully deep lavender, and has that signature glossy finish that makes you want to poke it over and over just to watch it slowly fill back in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGlossy slime is all about the resistance. Pull it slowly and it stretches in long, smooth ropes with a satisfying squeak. Poke it and it makes that popping, sinking sound that anyone who's spent time in slime ASMR videos will immediately recognize. Fold it over itself and it crinkles and crumps in the best possible way before smoothing back out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe lavender scent is soft and calm — not fake-purple-candy, more like the real thing. Clean, floral, and just relaxing enough to make you want to slow down a little while you play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLavender Lush is non-sticky and ready to go right out of the jar. Store it in the original sealed container at room temperature to keep that glossy finish intact. If it ever thickens up, two minutes of kneading in your hands brings it right back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade in Wichita, KS by the Slime Sisters. New batches drop every Friday at 5pm CT. It's basically self-care.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cloud 9 Slime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53059266543895,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/8858\/8311\/files\/Lavender_Lush.heic?v=1778208239"},{"product_id":"purple-hippo","title":"Purple Hippopotamus - Glossy Slime","description":"\u003cp\u003ePurple Hippopotamus is a therapeutic glossy slime. Think of it as the cameraman's version of Needoh! Satisfying, squishy, and SO good for your hands. It is lavender scented for that dreamy, calming vibe. Fishbowl beads for added sensory play, and it's glossy, smooshy perfection, therapeutic, and adorable. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cloud 9 Slime","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53491969196311,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0993\/8858\/8311\/files\/ph-open.jpg?v=1780673571"}],"url":"https:\/\/cloud9slimeict.com\/collections\/glossy-slime.oembed","provider":"Cloud 9 Slime","version":"1.0","type":"link"}